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“Pretty Little Picture”: Rex Cries After He Ejaculates!

2024 marks the 20th anniversary of ABC’s Desperate Housewives. To celebrate this anniversary, Clarence Moye and Joey Moser break down each episode of the first and best season.

Clarence Moye by Clarence Moye
January 20, 2025
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In our third episode of Desperate Housewives Revisited, we revisit Episode 3, “Pretty Little Picture.” It’s a lop-sided episode with Susan and Bree boasting the best material and Gabby and Lynette relegated to B-minus plot lines. After realizing the pending date of Mary Alice’s dinner party, the women decide to honor her memory by hosting a dinner party at the Van De Kamp’s. That opens us up to what Joey and Clarence both consider the single best line in all of Desperate Housewives lore.

Join us as we dig into some cringe-inducing underage dating gags, the likelihood of sexual encounters on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, the latest with Desperate Housewives‘ creepiest neighbors — the Youngs, the kicked can at the center of the Susan / Karl / Brandi conflict, and the loudest sound on Wisteria Lane, all revealed in “Pretty Little Picture.”

If you’ve never seen Desperate Housewives, then now is a great time to start. The series is available to stream on Hulu / Disney+. Catch up with our podcasts here!

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Abbreviated Version of Desperate Housewives Theme by Danny Elfman

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Clarence Moye

Clarence Moye is a proud co-founder of The Contending where he writes about film, television, and occasionally Taylor Swift. Under his 10-year run at Awards Daily, Clarence covered the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes, the Telluride Film Festival, the SCAD Savannah Film Festival, the Middleburg Film Festival, and much more. Clarence is a member of the Critics Choice Association.

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